Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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inthemillions 0
Uhm. Nail polish remover?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o
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Comments (166)
marcranger 29
ah, fml. a constant reminder of why I need to keep refilling my birth control prescription.
Violacatt 0
Just clean it off with nail polish remover. Or acitane. That's one problem than is solvable.
scottyrocks123 21
not the end of the world, nail polish remover is here
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha wow..sucks
Jackmangold 0
now your mom can't walk in behind you and say hi to your boyfriend
twister21_fml 0
OMG!! LOL SHE COULD HVE PUT A PRETTIER COLOR THOUGH!!
enonymous 9
Thank god now she doesn't have to watch you stripping on the webcam! she is a genius
sweet_candy_ 17
I am surprised she could open the lid those things are hard to open. well keep it out of you kids reach if you don't want this to happen ydi op.
Pinson18 0
your fault nail polish shouldn't be within reach of any 3 yr old
ThickHead 0
nail polish remover will work great. xD