Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML
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inthemillions 0
Uhm. Nail polish remover?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o
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Comments (166)
kittycatman2 3
Heard of acetone (finger nail polish remover). Give it to your Einstein and see what it does with it.
yuggi1 11
Was it... a Windows laptop? Don't be too mad at her, the lens were fated to break any minute, regardless of the nail polish. :P
docscientist 10
How does windows os have anything to do with the hardware? It really depends on the manufacturer of the lens.
T3P33_fml 0
windows: not even a brand of components. bad trolling, if you wanted to do it better you just had to say "should've gotten a [Mac/Pc]".
MrCoolPants 7
Ur girlfriend is like windows...she's 7. ohhhhh snap pedobear
itsmeganbitch 3
lame
AnagenisisZagus 13
Ah, kids do the darndest things!
EvilPotato 15
lol funny, don't blame her OP she didn't know better
Snafuusmc 12
use rubbing alcohol but rub it in gently.
zimandme123 0
you know what OP???? your a ********, just because your little daughter finally learned her frickin colors and used her little brain to think of a way to help her mommy, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO PITY YOU AND SAY F YOUR LIFE????? Now what kind of mom does that????? you know..... just saying.......
sportyfreaK15 0
ur a freak??!
sweet_candy_ 17
I hope that happens to you when you have a kid. Then we will see how you like it.
cowboysfan9404 0
you mad brah?
sarapsosis 1
I think she's mad bro
T3P33_fml 0
I think you forgot to take your medicine. and by medicine I mean cyanide.
billyXcore 0
We all understand you are a kid yourself but when you grow up and (hopefully don't but you never know with ***** these days) have a kid, you will actually understand what OP is talking about. Until then, gtfo the comp and go do your homework. Have a nice day. =]
Sprocket 5
"Mommy! I fwiggered out a way to make yuh gas pwices not cwast so much! I maked the tank smaller by filling it with sand!". If this had happened, you are the only person who would be happy about it. She has a kid, so I don't think she has a lot of extra money to throw around on new web cams, brat.
awardZu 0
93, I am grown up with two kids, and OP was irresponsible as hell for leaving the nail polish and computer where a child that young could get to them. Some of these kids are being retarded, yes, but you should direct your comments more specifically.
Bravo11 14
I thought that this was sarcasm..,?
heathersmorin 0
I'm not too sure about the sarcasm part....I think drama douche-bitch is being serious. She looks a little bit on the young side and recently learned her colors as well, maybe at the age of 12. Her mommy never taught her her colors. I'm thinking that's why this FML may be so offensive to her. :-( I could be wrong, we may never know....
purrfume 0
the kid was just trying to help out! A for effort.
Mooshoo123 0
ummm turn your kiddie ass and go play in the playground because obviously she just ruined her web cam and okay great she knows her colors but that doesn't mean she had the right to use nail polish and color on it. so get a book or watch and learn because if you say this isn't a big deal then you seriously dont know what is
laurbear12 3
you're retarded...just sayin...
2010smhill2010 0
1) maybe the nail polish was put away but the lil bitch got to it anyway.....2) maybe op has an older child and thats where the lil bitch got the nail polish from....3)why do you assume op is an irresponible parent?
j2013t 0
fyl for bein a grenade
Asura09 0
wow, someone clear has AM issues..
Buck6991 0
someones on their period
Buck6991 0
someones on their period
bribri1992 0
agree with 23
kellbelle032398 0
just wipe it off..
ballwiz23 0
So I decided to fix it*
ballwiz24 0
now it's fixed
Jasonf6 0
thats what you get for having black nail polish.