Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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Top comments
thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
GRyphonLJJ 0
So...Ready for that new gf, yet? One that is quite a bit more mature.
pingpongpenguin 3
Dam right! ;) ^^ it's mine now.
pingpongpenguin 3
how did this get on the bottom? :O you moved it!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
pwned.
pingpongpenguin 3
you lose .
pingpongpenguin 3
nope, I win by a landslide!
pingpongpenguin 3
you nerd. I hate history, remember??
pingpongpenguin 3
so you're making me feel stupid by saying history references that I don't understand? :(
Trollz4daLULZ 2
You could always google it and PRETEND you understand...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
once again, YDI for using an Apple product! :P
pingpongpenguin 3
my comments are not going in the right place today :( and I'm not on my ipod, so shush captain.
pingpongpenguin 3
yaaaaaay!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
the only thing I deserve for trolling is more lulz.
pingpongpenguin 3
what does trollilng mean??
Trollz4daLULZ 2
"trollilng" is not a word.
pingpongpenguin 3
okay sorry, trolling.
pingpongpenguin 3
I won't be able to answer that question until somebody tells me what trolling means.
MsBrainDamage 0
ydi you and your gf are both idiots
marsmelow 3
this kinda males you to a pedo
skroal 7
156 - I win at making you angry.
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
Dump her!
leahcooper 0
YDI for going to a video store. DVDs are all the rage now buddy :)
Teekayahr 0
The fact that this says "girlfriend" and not ex-girlfriend says that this is your fault. That kind of manipulation is not okay for her to pull on you, man.
sueannpalma 7
wow is she a child ?!?? sound like it I'd say have a talk with her and tell her rather stop w the bs or it's over
Brookie_91 0
Don't settle for a whiny child. There are plenty of mature girls out there.