Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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You deserved it 15 265

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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You deserved it 29 106

Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 138

By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 44 528

Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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You deserved it 134

By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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You deserved it 5 387

Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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You deserved it 3 553

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 059

By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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You deserved it 10 318

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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You deserved it 8 724

Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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thatonedame 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

Comments

GRyphonLJJ 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:35

So...Ready for that new gf, yet? One that is quite a bit more mature.

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:39

Dam right! ;) ^^ it's mine now.

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:52

how did this get on the bottom? :O you moved it!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:03

pwned.

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:54

you lose .

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:22

nope, I win by a landslide!

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:46

you nerd. I hate history, remember??

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:59

so you're making me feel stupid by saying history references that I don't understand? :(

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 7 August 2010 7:13

You could always google it and PRETEND you understand...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 7 August 2010 7:22

once again, YDI for using an Apple product! :P

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 17:38

my comments are not going in the right place today :( and I'm not on my ipod, so shush captain.

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:09

yaaaaaay!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:31

the only thing I deserve for trolling is more lulz.

pingpongpenguin 3

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:24

what does trollilng mean??

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 2:21

"trollilng" is not a word.

pingpongpenguin 3

Sunday 8 August 2010 2:42

okay sorry, trolling.

pingpongpenguin 3

Monday 9 August 2010 7:29

I won't be able to answer that question until somebody tells me what trolling means.

MsBrainDamage 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:55

ydi you and your gf are both idiots

marsmelow 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:58

this kinda males you to a pedo

skroal 7

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:59

156 - I win at making you angry.

1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 2:59

Dump her!

leahcooper 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:03

YDI for going to a video store. DVDs are all the rage now buddy :)

Teekayahr 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 3:23

The fact that this says "girlfriend" and not ex-girlfriend says that this is your fault. That kind of manipulation is not okay for her to pull on you, man.