Love: Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 871

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 145

By Serire - 23/09/2014 00:23 - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 5 192

By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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You deserved it 3 975

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 598

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 18:58

It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.

godlybacon 5

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL

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Silly_Canuck 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:33

Dodged a bullet there sugar. Do you really want to be with a pansy-@ssed pussy who lets his mommy bully him? Move on, have fun!

DeadRob 13

Monday 26 September 2011 0:34

Thays horrible. If i were him i wouldnt have listen the got my own place

SoundGood 14

Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:31

Lucky you got away I say!

123Beth 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:45

No one loves you like mommy does.

danceforever51 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:32

If he really loved you he wouldn't of done it

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 16:43

That man is not a man. You'll find someone better who doesn't have a controlling mother.

kazria_kitty 3

Friday 2 November 2012 9:06

my boyfriend is 23..... this is probably gonna be in my nightmares now!!

xsarax_fml 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:47

Well you don't want a guy who would do anything to please him mommy. You deserve a man not a momma's boy :)

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:22

What a man.... not!

XandraHart 15

Monday 3 August 2015 2:46

That really sucks OP, but now you can find a real man whose already grown a pair.

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