Love: Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Serire - 23/09/2014 00:23 - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

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Monday 12 September 2011 18:58

It's for the best. Now you can find a man with a pair.

godlybacon 5

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

No way, that's awful! And at 23 he shouldn't be forced into things by his mother... FYL

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Blood601 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

I get tired of hearing these breakup stories if someone breaksup with someone over something stupid then it is just used as an excuse to breakup

HBRozayy 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 17:48

What a total Momma's boy atleast yu dodge a huge bullet can somebody say#bestthingIneverhad.

Spoonz 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:40

Forced by his mom... Yea that's why

martinez07 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:38

mommas boy!!!

KylieG818 13

Thursday 15 September 2011 7:56

he should grow a backbone

kangas94 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:35

He should have stood up against his mother if he really loved her

brandon9232 1

Friday 16 September 2011 10:29

lmfao I'm sorry. She didn't make hime he was a B and had to make up a reason why he was

Bekavera 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:40

If he is 23 and still letting his mom make the decisions he is doing you a favor sweety. He clearly has some issues.

yabadabado 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:48

She was just jelous

MegumiStarr 13

Sunday 18 September 2011 13:10

atleast you avoided having a monster-in-law :D

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