Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
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Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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Top comments
jbivens1992 17
That was incredibly rude of your mother-in-law. She should be supporting and helping you in your potty training adventures! Kids need constant reenforcement in order to understand. Best of luck OP.
igg125 30
This might help, kids at that age don't want to have dirty papers/underwear. Especially if she knows what the potty is.
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Comments (76)
Whatapuffchild 23
Next time your kid needs to poop, maker take a crap on your mother in law.
momo3p 22
Why would she say no?
heyLaddieHey 18
Aaand that's when you inform your mother in law that she's lost kid-seeing privilege until your daughter is potty trained.
PuppiesKisses 19
I wouldn't allow that woman to be alone with my kid again.
samwilliams800 28
Your mother in law caused the mess, rub her nose in it and tell her 'no' like she was a dog
gring40 10
Your MIL needed to clean it up and apologize to your daughter, and also tell her she was right in the potty request and that she herself (MIL) was wrong.
PhoenixChick 26
Your MIL is cruel. I would crap on her carpet myself, as a full adult. And I'd eat taco bell first.
dreadseeker313 6
What a bitch
heelsss 2
Jeez **** that mother in law...
Irakli_1 27
Mother In Law = Woman Hitler