Kids: Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he...

By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 17:43 - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By AstralLuna - 05/03/2021 08:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I, a demigirl struggling with her identity, have decided to change my name. When I told my dad in therapy (of all places) that I was a demigirl, he struggled to understand me. When I told my mom I was changing my name, she yelled at me and refused to call me it. And she wonders why I don't trust her. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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Monday 12 August 2013 8:50

You need to have a talk with her.

lex1459 38

Monday 12 August 2013 8:51

Sounds like somebody wanted a sister

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generalasskicker 12

Monday 12 August 2013 11:02

See this is why you sternly punish your children when they do horrible things.

puffleprincess 7

Monday 12 August 2013 11:59

#48- I don't think this counts as "horrible things." My 8 siblings and I all messed with each other as kids. We're all healthy, happy & close now. It's not as if she's beating them; she's just teasing them. The parents will tell them the truth. It's all in good fun. The boys will get her back.

jw90 18

Monday 12 August 2013 11:48

Better watch out, she may actually convince you she's in love with a vampire and going to run off with him.

catanita 18

Monday 12 August 2013 12:11

Talk to her and tell her the same story that she is telling to her brothers (that she was born as a boy and changed he into a she). And try not to laugh in order to be more persuasive.

mrsnugglefunny 10

Monday 12 August 2013 12:42

Talk to him before you have crossdressers scolding you on how you won't let your son be what gender he wants

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 12 August 2013 12:42

Sounds like she wants a sister my brother was sort of like that except he never told our younger sister she was a boy however he did do things consider boys games with my sister like blow up G.I. Joes and wrestle as well as play army with those green soldiers he was the only boy of three sisters two younger me and my younger sister and one older

IAmMe204 25

Monday 12 August 2013 13:03

Well she's at least smart and devious. you have to give her a little credit for that. :P

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 12 August 2013 13:36

Your daughter sounds like a sociopath in the making..be careful id imagine that kind of stuff could really mess up your boys :/

randm_dude 9

Monday 12 August 2013 13:58

The force is strong in this girl. Daughter: "those are not the sexes you were born with." Her brothers:"These are not the sexes we are born with." Daughter:"You want to tell mum." Her brothers:"We want to tell mum."