By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 14:24 - United States

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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35

1 - Yes, yes she did :)

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iLike2Teabag 27

Don't pretend like any other generation didn't do their share of questionable things.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Well that's an awkward way to find out.

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vegeta77 4

OMG, I'd ship her to a convent.

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betterdaysahead 14

get a case iron armor for lower half now before you become a gran pappy

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caligirllife 11

Okay you need to put some control on your daughter. She shouldn't even know what a daiquiri is and she's only 13 and not a virgin?

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monnanon 13

hoe sheltered were you not to know what an alcoholic drink was at 14?

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monnanon 13

where did you get that statistic. i doubt she would have just blurted it out if she was raped.

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Mightytall 35

Hopefully she meant her zodiac sign ... If not ... FYL

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EmsyyyRose13 24

which means virgin.

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ErinBaby33 6

She probably doesn't know what being a Virgin even is.

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pooperoni 6

I wish the fml staff named 'alan' would stop deleting my responses to him just because he doesn't agree. it's kind of pathetic

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Is it possible she's just naive and doesn't know what a virgin is? I know that sounds a bit far-fetched but anything is possible with kids.

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