Love and Relatable: Probably not - FML

Probably not

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 22:00

Today, I realized that I divorced my husband of 36 years and took up with a new man, just be in exactly the same situation I was in before. Will I never learn? FML

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slhiggx 17

Monday 27 June 2022 22:17

With some/more counseling you might learn.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 0:52

In my book, "took up with" doesn't mean marry. You can always try again, but you have to accept that at least half of the problems in your relationships are you.

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slhiggx 17

Monday 27 June 2022 22:17

With some/more counseling you might learn.

mattiagardin 15

Monday 27 June 2022 23:41

Sounds like you ruined at least one life for your whims

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 28 June 2022 0:52

In my book, "took up with" doesn't mean marry. You can always try again, but you have to accept that at least half of the problems in your relationships are you.

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