Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
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Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-
MwahFMLS 6
Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.
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Comments (167)
lajaynay 15
Why do you care what an 11 year old thinks anyways? Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
ghm1234 0
Who the **** cares it's just on Facebook
leadman1989 16
Answer: a person that's not even cool enough for an 11yr old.
lilblondiexo 6
Kids these days.
Chainsword 0
I don't see the problem here.
VixSparda 5
who cares?
StoryOfTheYear 15
The FML is obviously that you care about the situation. Right? Right??
leadman1989 16
And you're so cool you come and whine about it on FML. Are we allowed to block you too?
FlyingWhisps 5
That's it, time to get the grill and the chains you've been hiding in your closet for so long. This is the moment you've been waiting for.
FYLDeep 26
**** it. Since I've already started something here I might as well throw this in... Did she tell you that you needed to be 20% cooler OP?
breadfruit 0
Whenever you're with your friends or older members of your family, usher them away from her and mumble something about needing to have hit puberty to be included.