Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML
Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML
Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-
MwahFMLS 6
Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.
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iAirHeartz 10
Report her since she to young to be registered on Facebook, and when she asks what happened, just say, "I guess you're not cool enough to be on Facebook."
lilcatisawesome 7
Don't you have to be like thirteen to have a Facebook..??
Iheartchristmas 5
She is freakin' 11! She doesn't even need one. I'm 15 and I don't even have a Facebook... I have a Twitter!
sandra5897 0
Happens when we get old
PYROxSYCO3 7
Who possibly gives a f***
dylanaxsom 1
Hahaa! Exactly the same here. She only has 53 friends too. I have 1,096
ispt3ch 2
Report her account to fb and have the account closed for being under 13? Just a thought :)
HotPink1123 0
Cool is a queer word anyway , you should have deleted her:L
russianraccoon 0
She's 11. You're reacting like an 11 year old would. Grow up
bassjames666 2
agreed with 153 report her, tell her " o ya im not cool enough well now you are alone in the world, mwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!" then delete it