Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
Today, I woke up feeling out of step with life. Work owes me money for 6 months-worth of projects I did. I collected loans to take care of my sick dad and manage myself, and now my bosses are refusing to pay what they owe, so my account balance is blank. FML
Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML
Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML
Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML
Today, and for the third time this week, my bank manager called me to tell me that my account is still overdrawn. He doesn't seem to understand that my wages always get paid at the end of the month. FML
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.
wals2537 1
This is why we can't have nice things...
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Comments (82)
ninjuh_wingman 29
Tell him your foots about to be somewhere up his ass.
dudeman1212 22
Are you Red Foreman?
crazyrunnergirl 7
I see you work for a very trustworthy company
GP14brBaller 5
Wow...... That has to be one of the worst two weeks of the digital age. FYL op. I'd have paid ya....
loveanthony645 5
Well. That sucks.
haw008 14
"it's my money and I need it now!"
jweezy89 4
Call J.G. Wentworth now!
SwaggerMelon 6
877-CASHNOW!
KiddNYC1O 22
Call now!
SkoomaKi 28
Well tell that bastard you want your pay, you obviously need it for your bills!
downtime 13
Ah see THATS where they went wrong, they forgot to mention that they need their pay. An easy mistake to make on his part, thinking you were like all the other employees who are so overpaid that another paycheck won't make any difference to them. We now know the OP works as a secretary to the board of a bank somewhere or in parliament.
flockz 20
get in your car, drive to his office, call him and bitch him out, then throw water ballons into his office and **** his shit up. then again you can't do any of these things can you?
blinkingstarlet 15
No OP doesn't have money for gas or the supplies. Lol Your plan has been foiled.
Rainchikmoo 6
The little things in life that make you wanna flip a bitch
mrz1177 11
I like your boss! Lol
Savra_fml 17
What marked the first week? Couldn't you have called earlier?