Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
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Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
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FFML_314 12
OP, tube socks and tie dye went out of style in the 90s.
pepsie_fml 0
i think their trying to tell you something =O
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Comments (87)
Just_Me_143 0
Socks and sandals?
thatonewhitegirl 0
I just laughed so hard.
perdix 31
You were probably the inspiration to hold such an event at your school. They couldn't officially call it "Dress Like Obsceene Day."
Bloodberry 0
or OD for short P:
smashgrab 0
Get an after school job, and buy some decent clothes! YDI for not pushing a lawn mower over the summer or something, I always worked after school, be it mowing lawns, trimming trees, or shoveling horse shit, I had money and good clothes to wear in public!
roydawgg 3
I did too. because I have rich parents
kingdomgirl94 29
Want a cookie?
Air_Force001 0
and exactly what were you wearing
hahafylop 4
Probably knee-high socks, flip flops, daisy dukes, and a tie dye tank top. As a boy.
RedPillSucks 33
Hey!!!! I look good in my daisy dukes and flip flops (we used to call them thongs).
catatonicsleep 17
you can't wear socks and flip flops :D
hahafylop 4
Sure you can. It's called being a douche look. No offense to people who actually do that....
alexisssssssss 0
I do it! But im a girl so dose it count??
JocelynKaulitz 28
soooo, what did you win?
mintcar 10
In all honesty, if you really like the way you dress, then the opinions of others shouldn't really matter. I can see why this is an FML though. H.S sucks.
Jimboom 12
Should have gone around to the posters for this and added tab over the t in the front of the tacky for a laugh.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Nonconformist WIN
LOLSWAT 0
why would u care about something so absurdly needless, insignificant, arbitrary and unnecessarry as fasion?
iheartglasses 0
It was just a joke. Just like people who vote the loser of the school to be the prom queen or something. Still the joke is on you :)