Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML
Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
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Top comments
lalapooh_fml 0
its ok dude just because all these ppl have WAY too muchh experience doesnt mean something is wrong with you ur cool :D
Dr_Phil 0
You should go to a strip club.
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Comments (45)
deannababy 0
yeah, that's sad that you've never seen in. And your THAT old.
jb20 0
wow.
icihappi 0
um okay. #36 is right.
laurenbelle 0
ohh im sorry to hear that. but don't worry, chicks totally dig doctors so you'll get a girl someday...
ravar5 0
goldminers dig doctors
laurenbelle 0
yes and no. some ppl really are just gold diggers. doctors are totally hot in my opinion. the money doesnt really matter. they are just totally freakin sexy.
Muffinzz11 7
cough cough... I'm going to be a doctor :)
rositaborracha18 0
****** IN PERSON LOL EPIC WIN.
Rach_star 0
lmao!!
medanon2377 0
Mine was during medical training as well, but I wasn't in medical school. Hope to be though. :)
bluebubblems 0
pelvics hurt :( thanks vWD
screwlife23 0
wow rofl. funny doctor.
campbellshayla73 0
wow tht's sorta sad fyl