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By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

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Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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By RevolutionLove - 10/12/2010 17:09 - United States

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Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 565

You deserved it 5 390

By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 973

You deserved it 7 933

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 313 898

You deserved it 44 096

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 740

You deserved it 6 196

By A troubled ex med school student - 06/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 231

You deserved it 6 706

By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 220

You deserved it 371

Thanks for sharing

By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 248

You deserved it 2 854

By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 126

You deserved it 4 305

Ace in the hole

By IHaveThePower - 19/11/2021 11:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Spicy

Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 118

You deserved it 275

By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 093

You deserved it 3 537

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Top comments

lalapooh_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:19

its ok dude just because all these ppl have WAY too muchh experience doesnt mean something is wrong with you ur cool :D

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:27

You should go to a strip club.

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deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:10

yeah, that's sad that you've never seen in. And your THAT old.

jb20 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:23

wow.

icihappi 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:34

um okay. #36 is right.

laurenbelle 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:19

ohh im sorry to hear that. but don't worry, chicks totally dig doctors so you'll get a girl someday...

ravar5 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:22

goldminers dig doctors

laurenbelle 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:56

yes and no. some ppl really are just gold diggers. doctors are totally hot in my opinion. the money doesnt really matter. they are just totally freakin sexy.

Muffinzz11 7

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:33

cough cough... I'm going to be a doctor :)

rositaborracha18 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:42

****** IN PERSON LOL EPIC WIN.

Rach_star 0

Friday 21 August 2009 16:03

lmao!!

medanon2377 0

Friday 18 December 2009 4:23

Mine was during medical training as well, but I wasn't in medical school. Hope to be though. :)

bluebubblems 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:16

pelvics hurt :( thanks vWD

screwlife23 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:35

wow rofl. funny doctor.

campbellshayla73 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 19:58

wow tht's sorta sad fyl

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