Work: Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants.... - FML

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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17031990 20

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:16

YDI for not wearing underwear.. Especially when working in a school!

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 8 September 2016 11:17

Why would you not wear underwear on the first day? Especially if your going to be ON a stage in front of students.

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manuwish 9

Tuesday 13 September 2016 20:24

uhm..well, Murphy's law at it's best..OP, you must be going through enough facing the kids you mooned. I's suggest constructively to get yourself comfy seamless non skintight boxer shorts, doesn't feel any different than commando or free balling but you still get that xtra security coverage if your pants rip..

creditless 14

Tuesday 13 September 2016 20:26

maybe u should wait a few weeks into the semester before u start seducing ur students...

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