Love: Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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zandalee 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:11

Nerves make us do stupid things. I completely forgot my vows in the heat of the moment. We still laugh about it 22 years later.

Demonfish 14

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:16

If I were in that situation, I'd probably just laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes, and then forget about it...

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cholobear21 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:13

Has anybody thought maybe he just copied his fathers vows ?

rebel_belle1974 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:18

He pulled a "Ross"

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 21:35

I thought Ross said Rachael's name.

kimosabi55068 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:07

This is more an FML for him as he will never live it down and his family will bring it up forever

beclaurela 17

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:19

At least it wasn't an ex or some other woman he's (possibly) seeing.

valleyshooter 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:38

I guess with some people Sigmund Freud was right.

jos_binet 15

Saturday 4 August 2012 16:39

at least it wasn't your sisters name

mrboomstik 3

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:27

Nerves OP, just nerves. Wouldn't give it too much thought but YLS. Hope it wasn't being videoed

kimg0885 23

Saturday 4 August 2012 17:38

I hope you, your husband, and your mother in law all the best! Have a great honeymoon you guys!

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 4 August 2012 20:11

Isn't that slightly illegal?

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 4 August 2012 20:14

Is his name Oedipus?

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