Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML
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Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I took a day off from work for a doctor's appointment. It ended up taking a lot longer than I expected, because while I was on my way, my mom called to inform me that my great aunt passed away this morning. As a result, I showed up extremely late and was berated. And the worst part? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML
Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML
Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
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Top comments
Awesomeaxel 24
that is just awful
DontClickOnMe 28
How do you forget something like that.. sounds unprofessional. I'm sorry for your loss, OP.
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Comments (41)
more4me 27
Sorry for your loss, OP. Saddest FML.. May your Grandma RIP.
pdp_fml 21
Time to take a break and play with your smartphone!
EvilLittleMan 23
Did the funeral home offer a deep discount for their lack of professionalism?
Dozer1988 14
Sorry for your loss, OP. My well wishes are with you and your family.
worldclassrager 41
How can that be forgotten? Hope it all went well OP...you have my condolences
Rayth 19
Sounds like a refund was needed here.
smile5210 7
At Jewish funerals the family digs the grave. With shovels. By hand. It doesn't take that long. How the heck could it take them 2 hours with a backhoe?
Icebrisket 5
Thats pretty good time to dig a hole 6 feet deep, props to the grave digger dude
Summercarezzi 11
One job. One ******* job.
trendkilla254 4
least they didn't dig her an early grave.