Kids: Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher....

By slavelaborsux - 29/08/2011 23:59 - United States

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

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Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 12:00 - Czechia

Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:37

I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 30 August 2011 8:40

Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?

Comments

queenb1621 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:31

Y are you bow downing to a kid? Its your classroom show him who's boss...

hope540 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:17

All the super long messages are actually kind of unnecessary and rather annoying

mikachu1984 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:12

First of all I would like to say that looking for support on the internet is the worst thing you can do. I sincerely hope you went to your superiors about this issue right away, instead of wasting time by posting here while feeling sorry for yourself. You know why they call bitches, bitches right?

legendboy 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:18

Wow that sucks

smhlqnick 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:59

Ask that that kid be moved to another class and explain why.

BroBig_Headed 6

Friday 2 September 2011 2:37

That's why you record every interaction and report that crap to the principal

funfofa 1

Friday 2 September 2011 6:38

dogs walking their owners

wriptidez 0

Friday 2 September 2011 9:00

not ur fault

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 2 September 2011 21:52

Wow! That brat really needs a whoopin' and REALLY needs to learn respect. Get all the evidence that what this brat is saying/doing is true and show it to his parents. If the parents cared/had any brains they'd do something about it. The brat needs severe punishment to learn NEVER to say stuff like that again and he needs to learn that the adults are the "boss" not him. Whatever caused him to be like that needs to be eliminated too, whether it was sexual abuse, adult shows/games, or what.