Kids: Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Mr Whiskers takes priority

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML

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Bathtime

By BadCatOwner - 25/06/2023 10:00

Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML

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You are the chosen one

By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00

Today, a cat appeared in my basement. I have cats, but not an orange one. I don't know where he came in from. I can hardly afford the two cats and dogs I already have, so keeping him is not an option, not to mention he could have a disease. But it's winter, and I feel like crap for having to kick him out. FML

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jaeyuuji 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:10

Orange cats are the best!

Comments

kportal69 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:44

I take offense to that. your daughter needs to learn her place. I'm gonna be like Charlie brown and **** punt your selfish daughter.

IrishSoulja 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:45

FFS CopperCab really did make this stereotype rise up, i wish he just dies :)

darkmis1 17

Thursday 20 January 2011 19:07

You're daughter must be a total moron! I'll take the kitty if you don't want one.

meteor_stream 9

Thursday 20 January 2011 19:09

OP, keep the cat for yourself and don't allow your daughter to touch it. And don't get her any pets at all, she's clearly very irresponsible and incapable of taking care of them.