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Holy shit, I bet the OP stole this FML from my autobiography, cause it's blatant plagiarism, as you'll see. It may seem like I'm just talking bollocks at first, but humour me on this one, guys. So there I was, wandering the moonlit streets of Paris with my good buddy "Black Balls" Eddie, who was eating out a Sarah Palin plushie like a woman possessed. Yeah, Eddie was a unique girl, no two ways about it, but you could rely on her for anything. We'd been soul-mates ever since the inciden

It's more like 99.9%. When the FUCK will people learn? Next person to yell "first" needs to suck my balls first. Yeah, first. Assholes.

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Holy shit, I bet the OP stole this FML from my autobiography, cause it's blatant plagiarism, as you'll see. It may seem like I'm just talking bollocks at first, but humour me on this one, guys. So there I was, wandering the moonlit streets of Paris with my good buddy "Black Balls" Eddie, who was eating out a Sarah Palin plushie like a woman possessed. Yeah, Eddie was a unique girl, no two ways about it, but you could rely on her for anything. We'd been soul-mates ever since the inciden

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It's more like 99.9%. When the FUCK will people learn? Next person to yell "first" needs to suck my balls first. Yeah, first. Assholes.

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I refreshed the page and saw the new FMLs and this was edited before I got here. I think Sirin's been bored and been writing some short stories and copying and pasting them on any "FIRST!" she sees. Also pssh $120 000 is a bit low, don't you think? :P

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Changed it to 500,000$. The more lulz she generates the higher it will get. I'll have to give bounties to other comment masters :P

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Sirin should just make an adult book. The shit she thinks up is creative and vivid enough to give guys with Erectile Dystfunction a hard-on.

Look, it's not his fault you're a complete fuck-up. If it's shit, it's shit. He shouldn't be forced to be polite and let you continue droning on and on with your unintelligible drivel. Try not being a blithering idiot next time.

Dang you must have really sucked. I mean teachers really put up with just complete crap. But you took it to a new level. The professor just cut you off cuz it was way too shitty of a project

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