Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML
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Alesana_Love 0
that's messed up. you need new friends!!
travis1980___ 0
Your friends aren't your friends.
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RKftw 0
today's my birthday too
FYLDeep 26
Not according to your profile... I wish this didn't have to be a Wednesday though. I can't even get wasted.
FFML_314 12
You can get wasted. Didn't you hear, Me, Pendatik, Jane,Freeze and Sourgirl are having a drinking party. You're invited!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Yeah! Just bring a karaoke machine and your own bucket. The bucket's not for getting wasted, though. It's for when I do my famous rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart." :D
FFML_314 12
OK, we're going to need some handcuffs, rope, duct tape and a set of drums. Don't ask questions, just hustle!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'll obviously be sneaking into this aforementioned party, dressed in a very convincing Pendatik costume. "Seriously, guys! It's me! Ooh, look, I'm so witty and scathing! Watch out, fools! I will own you with my mind!"
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*whispers* Psst, hey Anna, nerds didn't see her invite! Golden opportunity... nerds: Well, if you bring TWO pans of cheesecake brownies, I'll sneak you in the back door! ;) *waits for pervy back door jokes*
nerdsgetmehot 23
*Oblivious, puppy-like facial expression typical of my demeanor* You've got a deal! :P
RedPillSucks 33
Pervy Sage is all over the back door!
FFML_314 12
You can only enter into this party through the back door. Only the weak go through the front door. Nerds, you are more then welcome to join our festivities, because you "bake like a boss." If you're going as Pendatik, can I go as Freeze?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Woo-hoo! Oh, of course! The back door is for winners. No double entendre intended. O.O Excellent costume choice if I do say so myself.
FFML_314 12
LOL! I thought so. So, do I have to get myself all wet first and THEN go into the freezer? Or do you think I can just go in there anyway? Aha, now people can really say I'm the ice queen.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lulz. RPS can be our front door bouncer, scaring away the party crashers with perviness.
FFML_314 12
LOL, I love that this went from myself and Janey having margaritas to a full blown party! V.I.P! This will give me the opportunity to have all off my "better than everyone" friends of FML in one room. WE ARE GOING TO NEED A REALLY BIG DOOR, for all of those REALLY BIG HEADS.
FFML_314 12
Crumpets? Who invited Buzz Killington?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#131 I was only teasing, Pendatik! Don't worry. If I say something like that, it's guaranteed that I'm only trying to make a joke, but never in a bitchy or mean way. :)
Spastastic 6
I'm sneaking in in Jane's pocket.
FFML_314 12
You can just come on in. You are V.I.P. It's Pendatik that has to sneak in someones pocket. Or he could just be my pet.
Spastastic 6
I'm V.I.P.? Really? I may come in Jane's pocket anyway, because she has said several times that she wants to put me in her pocket.
FFML_314 12
Any friend of Jane's is a friend of mine.
loski87 4
are you sure those are your friends?
that1guy95 0
lol awesome friends you got there
TheNewGuy03 29
your friends are douchenickens. |the kid|
chantellicopter 0
are there any private shopping malls?
dorkerosito 0
friends.....gotta love'm
jumper1984 0
that sounds like good times hahaha surprise biatch hopefully the onlookers got to see some dam fine woman strut that birthday cake suite
misfitSuperStar 0
With friends like that, who needs enemies! Just remember...payback's a biiaattcchh, op!
We_Tod_Ed 0
This is only a FML if you are fugly. If you're hot...then that would be a win for the rest of the people in the mall.
MetalFish 0
It's my birthday today too! That didnt happen to me though, thankfully xD
wolfshadow 4
it will. Watch out (;
RedPillSucks 33
The day isn't over yet.
MetalFish 0
Okay, it's now officially tomorrow and I wasn't publicly humiliated, and I was out with my friends for a lot of the day :) My friends > OP's Friends