Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
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Top comments
Tomer06 0
I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?
shamille 5
O.o how did they get to your house?
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Comments (87)
waterynuggets 0
If they did this on purpose just to **** with you then ROFL. Thanks, it's on my list of when my buds turn 21, too. Sryz.
dead14eternity 0
**** your ******* life that blows
mcsnelly 5
You're seriously going to do that to your friends? You're an ass.
yourMUMSgash 0
That does suck, but just be greatful they even showed up? Actually, No. just get better friends!
joebro33 0
happy birthday
veggiebre93 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!. THAT SUCKKKSSSS!.
Ryuu66 7
Jeez #56 just because someone wants 2 celebrate their 21st birthday doesnt mean they drink all the time
proud_liberal 0
if they were drunk that means they are alcoholics. call the police on them
DrStale 0
To everyone making fun of people for getting drunk on their 21st birthday: kill yourselves.
kickblocker 18
If they showed up drunk, have the people that drove them there drive them back to their houses
shooz89 3
You should have partied at your house.