Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
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Top comments
Tomer06 0
I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?
shamille 5
O.o how did they get to your house?
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Comments (87)
TriniRockStar 0
time for new friends
tyhillman 0
Wow that sucks, but you'll have plenty of opportunities to drink legally.
vanaathiel 13
I guess you could have stayed in to drink, but then there isn't the thrill of drinking out legally for the first time, lol Plus then you'd be having to catch up with your friends which is never fun
Bullshet 0
Sorry but your friends sound like idiots.
crasher41 0
This site should be call WhinersWithNoProblemSolvingSkills.com. Obviously you take a taxi, if it takes a long time then it takes a long time. Rule#76: No excuses, play like a champion!
LADYmisanthrope 0
**** your friends.
Stoffer69 0
Ever heard of a taxi? Or if your town is too small too have taxis, like mine, you could have just walked.
dan81892 2
that sucks... happy birthday though
kdodoubleg 0
Happy belated birthday. I had that happen too. I found new, better friends the following year.
Pastor_Rich 0
happy sober birthday