Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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lover_of_life 8
How was the apple pie?
grlwitperlEring 0
You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?
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Comments (171)
JeannePecan 0
They make movies about you people.
cefarix 5
Today, I ordered an apple pie from McDonalds at the drive-thru, nothing else. When I drove up to the window to get my apple pie, the guy said he accidentally gave two pies to the girl in front of me because it was her 17th birthday and her mom and best friend were out of town and she was on the verge of a suicidal meltdown from eating too much and being overweight because she was depressed. She then drove her car right into the highway, resulting in a 4-car collision, killing herself and 3 other people, including 2 children, and a flying hub cap dented my brand new car. I paid $0.77 to help a girl kill herself, 3 other people, and ruin my $65,000 Lambourghini. FML
iheart 0
fake. i looked it up. wasnt there
JUDASKISS23 0
this is a win as far as i'm concerned.
alin_fml 0
Where's the FML here? You got a pie, girl! :D
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
YDI for ordering apple pie at mcdonalds
saze_fml 0
Sweet! I would kill actual people for an extra apple pie.
giganticbrain 0
...and? That's the best gift I could ever ask for on my birthday.
iheart 0
BUT U GOT A FRICKING PIE!!!!!!!!!
elizanena9 0
meh? don't sweat it. Happy Birthday!
PuhPuhPuhPi 0
That reminds me of the time when my mom told the cashier that she was at McDonald's so often (her and my little brother go there every Friday for lunch) that she should get frequent flier points or something, and so the manager overheard and put like four apple pies in her bag. But um, happy belated birthday.