Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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lover_of_life 8
How was the apple pie?
grlwitperlEring 0
You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?
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Comments (171)
Jibb_fml 0
My parents are strict and I'm not allowed to do jackshit. For my 16th my parents made me revise for some GCSE exams i was going to take 3 months later.
Jibb_fml 0
happy birthday tho
brainthebamf 0
YDI for having a birthday.
xFusionBluex 0
You think this birthday was bad? Lemme tell you how my 18th birthday was (it was months ago in July) My birthday started out nice... Around 5PM my time, my father died. Now my entire family will remember my birthday as the day my father died. I tried to put it on FML... it was never approved! So quit complaining when people have it worst
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for eating at mcdonalds
Destinyx 0
find this worker! He sounds awesome! :)
Short1_1993 0
Aw. I'm sorry. Happy late Birthday anyway! =)
Liam_Vile 5
17 is a pretty meaningless birthday.
freakaroo 0
...what are you so down about? apple pie is amazing!!
pinkuggs4ever 0
I WOULD BE SO FLIPPING HAPPY!!! Someone is about to get some digitsssss