Miscellaneous: Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting...

By Emcee - 05/06/2009 10:48 - Philippines

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML

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By KJS - 10/03/2010 05:00 - United States

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 16:29

You should run for president.

bruh_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:30

I get u, that must suck but that is pretty hard as a first time event for hosting

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ISCxGUYI 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:12

That's not funny! ****** guy!

BIGokayak 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:14

wow your a cool cat

chaddyd23 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:18

Because your a **** :)

PieMan5000 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:21

Thats why you look at your speech paper and not the audience. All you have to do is read it and you're set.

Kstater13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:22

FYL I hate being on stage in front of ppl

Button_x 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:23

Wow #30 fails. Blahh, I HATE stage fright. I have it so bad. Least you didn't throw up, I guess. =

candii_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:23

ommgg...... tht sukks!

hahaha6 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:26

#38- I believe #29 was making fun of people who put "first!"..... especially when they clearly are not.

ibemad_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:37

Wimp.

lazorzpewpew 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:38

Panzies... what's the big deal? YDI for fail at public speaking

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