Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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lalaland90 0
i lost my dad too, 6 years ago, and i still cry sometimes, especially on the anniversary of his death. i am "over it" in the sense that i dont bawl everyday, but even still, there would be nothing wrong with that. i loved my dad A LOT. five years isnt a long time when talking about the death of a beloved parent. people saying these things obviously haven't experienced it firsthand. there is nothing wrong with remembering someone who you loved so much. your boyfriend is seriously a douche, and he should be broken up with.
doll_face 0
what the hell did that even have to do with anything? what a dick.
Blithe_626 0
he's rather considerate
The_Master 0
the ONLY reason i say u deserved that one is because u really have to know that this dudes a total ass. and you still date him (though, hopefully, not anymore)
fp_nbl 0
rude.... i hope he's not often like that!
kirei_fml 0
Unless you've talked about yourself a lot in the past, that was so uncalled for. What a dick.
DoeDeka 0
DTMFA
capilot 10
Dump him. And put scorpions in his bed.
twindaddy 0
You need to drop that asshole like a bad habit.
nofork 0
when my dad died, my then boyfriend never came to the hospital to support me and also didn't come to his funeral. dump that loser. someone like that is a waste of your time, and he doesn't deserve you.