Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
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simplyabsurd 0
I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.
deaditegirl 0
Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...
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sixxer 0
What a crazy bitch! You deserve a better girl n make her pay for your stuff!
cia_rapp 0
Wait, wait. So your mom's voice is similar to that of a ****, your girl is an idiot who jumps to conclusions... and you go to parties with your mom, and not invite your girl? Nice.
that_guy01 0
lmao @ #1. I hope she either payed for at least the plasma or you dumped the bitch. Is it like some kind of rule when a chick thinks she has a guy caught that she destroy his stuff or key his car or something. My girlfriend would never do that, and i'll be damned if i ever date a bitch who would.
carlover 0
dump her
jEvOn 0
wOw
lowcapacityx 0
Lol! Bitch sounds crazy.
fatty08 0
YDI for dating a crazy bitch
chy_fml 22
first of all your (hopefully) EX-girlfriend has a lot of issues anger being one of them advice her to go seek some professional help, make her pay for everything she broke and then dump her. P.S no one should be with anybody that is that crazy
tipple 0
I usually try to see the flip side of these stories, but I can't see one here. Your (hopefully ex) GF is psycho. She may not be actually insane - she could just be tremendously immature, insecure, lacking in self-control, and more. Either way, not someone you want to share a house or life experiences with. Honestly, "sorry" in this situation just doesn't cut it. "Sorry" means "please don't be mad at me anymore", it doesn't necessaruly mean "I've sorted out my behavioural problems and this kind of thing will never happen again." Get her to pay for as much damage as you can, and get as much distance between yourself and herself as you can. At least a different house - different suburb or town would be better.
spontaneous 0
psycho girlfriend alert.