Miscellaneous: Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

By Suzie Leone - 24/01/2012 03:21 - United States

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 11:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By JurassicHole - 22/04/2012 03:27 - United States

Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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Family is everything

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Stoughton

Today, I thought I would take my family to the beach for the day. My wife is sitting on the front porch, not talking to me, because after working a 60-hour week, I would rather enjoy my family and the fruits of my labor, rather than help her clean the house that she has spent all week at, doing nothing. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Green fingers

By Claire - 11/02/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, it's been a few weeks since I took up gardening to relax, caring for my plants, and they finally started blooming. Excitedly, I posted a picture online, only to have a friend tell me that my "beautiful flowers" are actually weeds. Apparently, I have a talent for cultivating the unwanted. FML

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Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:35

What kind of weed?

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 24 January 2012 8:39

Then later you can all paint the garage, oh it'll be so much fun.

Comments

Memories17 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 7:42

maybe it's interesting to you

xbradx1510 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 8:10

Thats how my saturdays are

insina 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:58

Fun stuff

friedeggyolive 7

Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:05

Well get offline and help them with the weeds!!

WolfHound8650 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:27

you ever try smokin it?

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:08

And then you smoke them?

DiceLover 7

Friday 27 April 2012 17:53

This made me burst into laughter.

needsagf14 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:23

Hey we're pulling weeds- at night

Kc1001 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:55

Grow up! I do that for a living.

Sarah__917 14

Monday 17 June 2013 6:38

What's the problem?

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