Work and Garden: Timewaster

Timewaster

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 11:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML

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Thaylok 17

Friday 4 November 2022 4:26

You know corn is a grass, right? and weeds are any unwanted plant, be they dicot or monocot.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 November 2022 6:43

Switch to growing weeds on purpose. You seem to be a natural.

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Thaylok 17

Friday 4 November 2022 4:26

You know corn is a grass, right? and weeds are any unwanted plant, be they dicot or monocot.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 November 2022 6:43

Switch to growing weeds on purpose. You seem to be a natural.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 5 November 2022 3:41

Yeah, but can you smoke it?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 4 November 2022 21:26

Just in case you're wondering, that's a dandelion, not a sunflower.

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