Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
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Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
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Allennis44 16
Take the gift and eat the ice cream cake on your own
ZY1431 24
I would've taken the gift back, got my money back and got myself something.
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Comments (204)
Kateyez_26 13
Instead of sitting in the room, you should take her gift back and get your money in return and while your at it take the cake before u go. Maybe eat some on the way there....
caffeinecat 9
Wow! Wow! If MY sister tried to pull that... I don't even know. But she probably wouldn't be getting anything again from me. I hope you embarrass her during her party - on purpose!
ctchan2381 5
Lesson: Respect Prof: Back Hand
Heathtastic 10
I would have "accidentally" wondered out of my room in my boxers during her party asking inappropriate questions to all her friends.
grumpy94533 11
Teenage bitch.
fmlife__x13x 5
brat.
hockeybear77 12
Fu*k that bit*h what u should do is call ur friends over and play video games in the main room and tell her to suck it
thelvl7 5
You do something nice for someone = you get kicked in the ass
justmeCee 16
Ungrateful. Next years birthday don't even acknowledge her birthday then.
amisenho 11
Get her some climbing boots and tell her to take a hike. Get her an Ab Roller and tell her to get bent. Get her a non-functioning compass and tell her to get lost. Better yet, get her nothing and tell her to get real. What kind of little sister can dictate where you can and can't be seen in your own house?