Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
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Allennis44 16
Take the gift and eat the ice cream cake on your own
ZY1431 24
I would've taken the gift back, got my money back and got myself something.
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Comments (204)
griezmann_fml 4
what kind of sister doesn't know how to appreciate what her brother has done for her?
sclonder29 6
Take the gift, open it, than shit in it. Put it in a paper bag and shmoosh it into her bithday came and leave
zelliemurena 6
tell embarrassing stories about her to her friends
WatermelonOreo 3
Well..your sister's been dining on bitch flakes lately..
DragonLord1208 7
Aww, that's such a wonderful gift. If it makes u feel any better, I would've hugged u and thanked you profusely. That's so sweet if you, screw your sister. I hope she realizes what a good person you are.
FapRepeat2 3
Your sister is a ******* bitch
random2212 16
Crash the party!
zefronke8 25
I wish I had the ability to slap people through the Internet, because this little bitch would get a good ass-whooping
fantasyworld 39
Take everything back.
anonymous198913 26
At least you know that you were the properly raised kid...