Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
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Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 23rd birthday. My family - parents, siblings, and two cousins - asked to visit to help me celebrate. I agreed and spent some time cleaning my place up some. The catch: I relaxed a bit and did it while nude. It felt so nice, I forgot I was nude, so when they came at noon… well, it wasn't the birthday suit I'd hoped they'd see. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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reader1 0
Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?
lolol182 4
pelvic thrust?
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Comments (177)
jack6179 0
if this really happened i have a little advice: don't strip until you're sure nobody is there
lautner4eva 0
well #21: wer I live it's def suny n warm enuf 2 sun tan...u duno wer she lives...
myrie 0
at least you wore your 'birthday suit' to your surprise party...ha. ha. (ha?) it's sadder that your parents usually plan vacations to avoid your birthday.
Silhouette_fml 0
You should have brought some clothes with you... or at least a towel or something. You never know when someone would show up.
MickandNick 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Hamish 0
Obvious lie.
jasonfuck 0
logistically...your fml doesn't make sense...you have obviously never had or been a part of planning a surprise party
sagejock 0
Wow, that is embarrassing. Maybe you could have just rolled with it and put the surprise on them: birthday party in your birthday suit, everyone! You all need to strip down if you want to stay! I guess the success there depends on what your friends were like...but confidence while naked can be a REALLY powerful thing.
olivejuice 0
Your parents leave every year on your birthday...? That's a pretty dick thing to do. Although if you're going to lay out naked, never just walk out from the house like that.. wear some sort of cover up.... you never know what can happen! Better to have some clothes there just in case, plus it would have saved you all this embarassment.
im_prison_mike 0
I hope you have a fence in your back yard :) Also next time, like many have said, walk outside with a towel.