Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
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Top comments
freebird92 0
Aw that's sad. what u did was very nice.
FYLDeep 26
Why would someone take them? You were handing out roses to strangers in the freezing cold. People probably thought you were ****** in the head. Wouldn't want to get some sort of anthrax laced rose or something.
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Comments (99)
Red_Vines_for_St 0
I wish my family would do that! I would make it so much fun. Who needs movies? Those are for butt trumpets.
knibbsy 4
What's wrong with playing the butt trumpet? I excel at that instrument, as well as the carpet tuba, French corn, bathroom bass, shart harp, diarrhea flute, and the famous prairie doggin' piano.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
AVPM reference? Heh!
AKlovee787 0
awww haha dude that sucks! :P
x3herox3 0
I'd take the rose:D 2nd fav flower.
selene1_fml 0
Your family is so wierd!!
lwdjaymac 1
They probably thought you were Romanians trying to sell them so gave you a wide berth.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I ain't gonna spread for no roses.
starile 20
You're not?! :/...
LexiLovesPandas 0
how old are yuu?
macskapingvin 0
Since when is watching a movie the standard family activity?
chillinAK 9
Did you also attach notes to them saying "I hope you enjoy the flowers"?
annigotammo 1
i'd take one!! :)