Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 31 January 2015 15:05

Your brother is a strange individual. My sister has been married twice and has 3 children, but in my head she's never had sex. Not even once.

mindjob 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:35

Your brother?! That's kind of twisted

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yolololol3 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:37

your brother? You Sure!

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:24

what does that mean?

Niedermayer_20 12

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:13

No class.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:14

Um why does your brother want to know?

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:40

i seriously doubt this is real cuz if it is then youve got a ****** up family op

Jae_Hellyun 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 19:04

Asshattery...hehehe

Keiajacole 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:07

He is one sick individual!!!

vikky538 28

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:08

that's awkward enough until brother..your boyfriend took it to the next level...

buckdharma 36

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:50

Maybe they're both physic majors and want to discuss the idiosyncrasies of covalent bonding.

R2Y2 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 20:54

That shit happens between bros, lol.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 1 February 2015 19:40

I doubt there are many men out there who want to know specific details about their sisters' sex lives.

tranced_ 45

Saturday 31 January 2015 21:44

Devil is in the details.

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