By briang959 - 30/01/2015 23:28 - United States - Thomaston

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML
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I'm the OP. Thankfully my wife has a good sense of humor. We eventually found out some of our friends did this as a joke. :). Time to pay the prank forward. The comments are hilarious, BTW.

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clumsylobster 17
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Better get reading.

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tygerarmy 35
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If you look, the first chapter gauges your ability to control your wife's reaction to seeing it.

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clumsylobster 17
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Better get reading.

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angelitared 27
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Hope you like the dog house!!

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hernanjaimes_ 22
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If he didn't order it why should he get the dog house? I honestly don't think that's fair

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KittyLahv 27
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Of course it's not fair, but the wife still thinks he ordered it.

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mt631 18
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If he helps pay for the house then he gets to sleep inside. If she has a problem then SHE can sleep in the doghouse/on the couch.

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hernanjaimes_ 22
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#15: That doesn't mean he should have to sleep there that's still messed up

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1dvos_grl3 21
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#9 There could have been an address typo. Best OP should do is make a flyer around the neighborhood or something saying he's got the book. or he can just keep it.

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I_Bite 22
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#17 you said "helps" pay for the house, as in she pays too. So if he's the one that's done something wrong (I say IF as he said he didn't order it) than he should be the one on the couch and if she's the one that's done something wrong, she sleeps on the couch :)

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mt631 18
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I agree, if he didn't order the book, then he has nothing to be ashamed of. If he did then he does have something to be ashamed of.

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organizse 28
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Time to prank some neighbors.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29
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Someone just took pranking to the next level

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bluebluhblou 15

Oh yeah, that's going to be a sequel to How to train your dragon. they're similar species after all.

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Razi_tail 25

I would love to be a dragon! Lol

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I_Bite 22
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Being a dragon would be amazing! I want to be a Night Fury!

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gersfan8 15
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So, how DO you train a wife?

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DocBastard 38
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The only people who would ever ask that have obviously never been married.

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gersfan8 15
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You're right, I just want to be prepared.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Preparation is not possible 26.

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russfml 31
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Sounds like it could be a crazy Ex taking a prime opportunity

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MrConcise 34
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That moment when she ordered it as grounds for divorce.

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tygerarmy 35
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If you look, the first chapter gauges your ability to control your wife's reaction to seeing it.

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SMHsohard 22
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That's your story, and you're stickin' to it!

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