Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML
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Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going swimming with friends. She told me, in front of them, not to go into the deep end unless there was an adult around because I'm not old enough to swim on my own. I'm 19. FML
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timewarpist 1
At least your mother still cares? lol
Anarchy_fml 0
You're loved, thats quite adorable to be honest. I think this is the new walk of shame.
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Comments (98)
pookipoo 0
i would cry!!! tell her to cut the umbilical chord!
BeeSkwaird 0
What chord is that? G flat? (It's cord.)
maundy 0
win!
Witchcraft_fml 4
Oh, boo hoo. Yer mama cares fer ya, git over it. Anyway, next time, hoist her up over your shoulder when you walk across the street. Who's bigger now, Ma?! Who's bigger now?!
blackturquoise08 0
I still hold my moms hand and i am 19 :) no biggie
ruben7467 0
at least your mom is alive.
mike1921 0
I hate that kind of arguement, it implies that unless your problems are the absolute worst they could be they're not real.
perdix 29
You should have let you tongue hang out of your mouth, made grunting noises and do that stiff walk that the mentally challenged do. You might have gotten a sympathy lay.
Astronomical 0
http://chat-arcade.com/uploaddir/they-see-me-rollin-demotivational-poster.jpg
perdix 29
Great picture. It illustrates my point beautifully.
jessxoxo28 5
lol! hey, atleast ur mom cares
ruben7467 0
I dont think jealous but this isn't a FML. I wish my mom could hold my hand. =(
mysuckishlife 0
That's what she said!
himiranda 4
this is cuteee everyone else was probably jealous! ;)
ZannaBanana 0
So what???
jgupta86 0
Exactly. I mean come on, its your mother, these things are expected. What are people gonna say? "Ooooh billy, your mom loves you! hahahah!"
savageSaid 0
wow, this is gonna sound really stupid, but what does OP mean?
Foobarbashh 0
lol