Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said, "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
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Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
Today, at work, this 23 year-old girl told everyone she has a huge crush on me. I'm in my mid-30s and this girl has autism but she functions normally. The thing is she looks 12 and I don't date or talk to anyone I work with in that way. FML
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Pandaburr1 15
No girl is attractive until they're legal... that rule will keep you out of jail
cakefete2 31
Girls are like multiplication, if the number is small enough, it's best to just do them in your head.
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Comments (166)
Al3xv3l92 24
Hopefully you had a chance to explain.
zinnath 9
The correct answer for gays is never
Honema 16
Actually gay people might be female and therefor your statement is pure crap. and also: gay man can still think a girl is attractive even though she might not be attractive to them
JustStella 28
Finding someone attractive =/= Being attracted to them.
brand125 17
i find it stupid that people think a gay guy cant think a girl looks attractive even though he doesnt like her sexually. if you think someone has a nice looking car do you nessisarily want to **** their car?
GentlemanBastard 15
I also find the notion that being attracted to and noticing attractiveness are synonymous to be ridiculous. As a straight male, I can look at a man and think "that's a good looking dude" without personally finding him sexually desirable.
HeartYou101 31
Well, a 12-13 year old boy he would find a 11-12 year old girl attractive? I'm sure the OP had crushes on girls that young when he was a pre-teen...And 13 upwards is usually when kids start "dating" (kisses on the cheek, being too shy to talk to each other, etc.) anyways (from my own and friend's experience anyways)
RastaZebra 8
Old enough to count, old enough to mount.
Balanar 6
#44, Haha wtf? Not cool. It's a pretty silly question to ask. But in OPs defense, recent studies have shown that recent generations begin puberty earlier than 12, so you know... if it was a puberty-related question, that wasn't such a bad answer. And secondly, who are we all kidding? We all had crushes in like 6th and 7th grade, once the "eww boys" and "eww girls" phase is over. R Relax OP. All is well :)
Krbsmommy 8
My 2 year old daughter can count, thats disgusting!
shutupshane12 12
I know! Two year olds should not be able to count
Lil_Red777 21
That's ******* disgusting.
Godsofdracos 15
69 just made this thread so much better.
keiNan_fml 35
you know nothing OP
worldclassrager 41
Well guys it's 12-14 or so Maybe it would be a better idea to clarify the question
wellshht 1
exactly
live2loveurself 11
I would have thought that, too.
Jtaura 10
What kind of frickin question is that in the first place? What the hell...
Taylor22294 24
If she was born after 2000. She might be too young for you sir.
swagboi69 10
Lol FTRST!!!!!!