Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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jjtivey97 0
is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?
littlemissdqgirl 8
how did you manage to get it on the carpet?
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Comments (117)
DJortiz31 0
hahaha wow I think u applied the product 2 the wrong carpet lmao
danipoo4u 0
wow! Seriously?? I use veet but I had no idea it was THAT powerful :P
rawrineedcandy 0
that's why houses have bathrooms
luckycharm421 3
seriously ? I didn't think it was possiavle X.x
youthink_fml 0
Exactly why you do it in the shower and not the living room. YDI.
djbrooke12345 0
*veet
danipoo4u 0
veet does work. I use the kind you spray on then scrape off with the little plastic thing.. It works very well.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Hmmm.. Is It Just Me Or Is It A Little Scary That The Same Stuff Used To Remove Hair Can Remove Carpet.? You Must Have To Have Thick Hair Or Something.. I'm Confused.. >.<
goonie85 0
Is this the name of a book? I'm just wondering why Every Word is Capitalized.
nicholaslim 0
hahahahahahaha!
immaprincessmadd 0
does veet burn?
angeljewlz 7
yeah but that's only if you leave it on too long. I left it on my legs longer than suggested once and it burned the crap outta my leg! it was like that for weeks. and that's why I use intuition now lol.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
um... did u not think abt shavinq...?
furburger 0
Won't it just grow back? Give it time.
meg13rocks 26
Yes, the carpet will grow back in time.