Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML
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Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML
Today, I used a men's hair removal cream to be smooth for my partner, as a surprise. It turns out that doing that made her think I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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jjtivey97 0
is anybody else kinda worried that people put something on their skin that can cause carpeting to disintegrate?
littlemissdqgirl 8
how did you manage to get it on the carpet?
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Comments (117)
schwancy 2
if it has that effect on carpet fibers imagine what it's doing to your skin. I think replacing your carpet should be the least of your worries.
onnielief 4
You have carpet inyour bathroom, or are you really implying you used a chemical on a rug? Either way ydi
ScaryyMary 14
So... no one has made a carpet joke yet? Really? REALLY? The comments section is going straight to hell. :(
jellybeans4833 7
what are these "coment moderated " thing..
ScaryyMary 14
It means that the comment violated the site rules in some way and the mods removed it.
dodzin 9
normal ppl do it in a bathroom - tiles do not shed........
NicoleIAm 0
Not everyone has tiles in their bathroom... Next to my shower is carpet and a rug. Although if I was going to use Veet I'd probably put it on in the shower or something.
hippy_lady 4
dumbass
BabyGirl789 0
How did it get on the carpet?
afallingstar 22
why would you do that over a carpeted area and not in the bathroom?? ydi
5t3ff1k4h 47
agreed
monnanon 14
Bathroom can be carpeted. Maybe not too common but it definately happens
ChachWaw 0
Why did you use it on a carpet?