Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping...

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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Thursday 23 May 2019 2:52

"Yet again"? Why are you still with him? At this point, this is a YDI.

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He knows what he’s doing.

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Ari_Rocks 8

Friday 24 May 2019 7:26

just dump him already?

Stacey-Marie Nicole Brooke 4

Friday 24 May 2019 16:18

I feel likr you're the stupid one here......

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 24 May 2019 23:09

he knows what hes doing

mymegangirl 7

Wednesday 5 June 2019 0:06

sweetie he gets it. but apparently you dont. he cheated. end of story. dump him.

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