Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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huotuotuo_fml 13
I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.
Dragon1248 12
Bless You
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Comments (22)
thatannoyingdude 19
How? Just how?
Chris_1414 21
Honestly I'd be much more satisfied telling people I had a sneeze powerful enough to give me a pinched nerve than telling people I got one throwing punches
awildwhisper 30
Sneezes are one of the fastest things in the world. You're nose was running too fast to keep up with itself.
Shmatterhorn 38
Pinched nerves are nothing to sneeze at. I'd recommend going to see your doctor to see if there are any options to treat your pain.
TheNewGuy03 29
I basically do a full V sit-up when I sneeze, so you're not alone. However, as a person who throws lots of punches AND has a partially herniated disc, how, pray tell, do you pinch a nerve by punching?
AJSAngel 5
I know how you feel. I have had two surgeries on my neck, both of which were due to damage caused by a sneezing fit.
jndukes05 9
Bless your heart lol
PennyLane27 32
OP, you belong to the same subculture as my husband- a subculture that knows no age, race, or gender.......He ended up in a neck brace from 2 minutes of Wii boxing... Godspeed.
Doriard2012 2
Today, I sneezed, and i felt pain all over my body due to it, and the pain lasted for at least an hour... so I feel you... sneezes can be violent.