Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML
Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML
Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML
Today, I put on what I thought was my "lucky" sweater for a job interview. Halfway there, I noticed my reflection in a car window and realized it was covered in cat hairs of various colors and a faded spaghetti stain from last week that apparently hadn't come out in the wash. FML
Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I attempted to compliment a stranger’s sweater by saying, "Wow, that looks cozy!" However, I said it way louder than intended, and they thought I was mocking them. I’ve never seen someone put on a jacket so fast. FML
Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in Seventeen Magazine. They were in the "What not to wear" category. FML
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Top comments
Dinoman105 10
The best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time...
cadillacgal79 32
Maybe they were complimenting on the ugliness?
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Comments (64)
carolyn_m 19
They might like the ugliness of it. Free compliments!!!
PenguinBitch 44
That's what you get for calling the poor sweater ugly. *pets sweater*
fuckercakes 21
How rude, sweaters have feelings too.
qdawg06 23
Tis the season.
SillyBeanie 8
Maybe it was a little more flashy then your normal wardrobe? This could be a sign to branch out and wear more fun things :3!
feven 32
Didn't you know? Ugly sweaters are "in" now
phantomofmind 14
I'm gonna buy an ugly sweater only got twenty dollars in my pocket
rinithxxx 9
Yea, and my wallets too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
numberswoman 14
Sounds like it's time for you to examine your taste in clothes!
PSYqualiac 17
Sounds like you need to improve your fashion sense.