Anonymous
Stourport, United Kingdom
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Corey
Darien, United States
Lonely boy
Today, it's been two years since I won a romantic dinner for two from a work raffle. It's been two years and I still haven't found anyone to go with. FML
unlucky
United States
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
yum.
United States
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Weddings suck
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
infortunatename
United States
Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Rhea
Australia
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Top comments
max_dilbe 14
Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..
KatieJBabe 27
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Comments (55)
Ending2010 3
I wouldn't have anyone either just act like you did it purposely
Railroader 16
I've always wanted to go to the U.K. I'll come.
Severefear 7
You could treat a homeless person to a meal or use the offer of a free meal to ask out a crush.
OrganicSistah 17
I'll go take me
MariaGiovanni 25
Two meals? I'd take them both!
valexandraaa___ 9
Say you're pregnant and eat all the food
limegreenpoopie 31
You coulda gone with me....
sirdannyboy1 20
leftovers!!!
magiotti 10
Ill go with ya buddy :)
Queen_of_Night 20
... In this great world of technology you can't pull up OKCupid or something and find someone? I bought tickets to a concert in the hopes I would have a SO by that time. I didn't so I brought a date. I paid for the concert, he paid for dinner. Nothing came out of it but I didn't go alone. Find someone, you got the food, the other pays for a movie or something.