Miscellaneous: Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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max_dilbe 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:53

Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..

KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:43

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Username322Xx 4

Monday 30 November 2015 2:08

Time to put on your big girl panties and ask your crush out

JollyJake 1

Tuesday 1 December 2015 17:33

Noticed you're from Worcestershire. You should take a bottle of worcestershire's sauce, and pretend like your from out of town whilst acting saucy with that nice piece of meat in front of you.

Mr_Swazi 11

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:12

Take the raffle guy for giving you the win.

kenyrabit 25

Thursday 18 February 2016 8:45

Split the meal for two into two meals for one!

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