dusk
United States
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Juicy
Today, I got excited when I learned that the fruit on the trees by my apartment building was ripe and free to pick. I picked myself some juicy summer plums and enjoyed them. Minutes later, my tongue started burning painfully. Turns out, I'm allergic to plums. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
aelia_oups
Taverny, France
Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United States
Big tongue logging on
Today, I spent seven dollars to find out I’m allergic to kiwi. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Anonymous
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Anonymous
Saint Louis, United States
There was an attempt
Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML
djshahso
United States
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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kidwiththeface42 7
Too bad you don't live under the sea. I'm sure there's a real estate market for bachelor sponges.
UrLyfSuxx 0
Pineapple stand :)
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2oc 5
Have they met Stanley? He's real nice.
clutz123 5
sell them.
ArielTheMermaid 17
How did you win pineapples?
Lookinforlove10 1
How do you manage to win pineapples?
cherryllollo 7
y would you enter a contest to win pineapples then??
l0v3p4in 7
Hoot hoot! All aboard the Pineapple Express!
hmroyer 2
Don't put them in your jello
zyxwvt 1
money making opportunity. sell them.
lovelife9 12
It's okay my boyfriend is allergic to pineapples, but I love them hehe. Yeah that didn't make sense but yeah.
kei1108 13
Donate them to a homeless shelter!! This is a blessing! :D