By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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cel123456789 0

#12 **** u ur 12 I'm first

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paladininwaiting 1

tune in tokyo???

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

You deserve it for having nipples so attractive that he would want to play with them, even while sleeping.

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boopityboppity 11

A huge number of FMLs would be avoided if people just didn't have sex... I know that's kind of off topic, but it's related, at least.

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PrimeRibYum 10

A huge number of FML'S would be avoided if people in general just stayed home and didn't socialize!

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Audi___S5___GT 0

So basically the sum of all your boyfriend's maturity and self control is less than or equal to that of a hungry squash monkey or a primitive tree baboon from the unsettled rainforests of Uganda.

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cel123456789 0

pics or it never happend ;)

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martin4770 0

if u sleep that hard u r lucky your ass isn't bruised too!

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SkoomaKi 27

I don't see how the cat got involved here. I don't want to know either.

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