Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML
MisUnFortunate tells us more.
Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
alanharvey15 13
how the **** did they get up there first
tonyfan00 38
"Again"...? Okay this needs a follow-up.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (82)
Dave_Davington 33
I hate it when that happens.
aruden 25
Sounds like a problem that really shouldn't happen often.
Goblin182 26
Or at all
Exodiafinder687 58
Stupid goats must have misheard me. I told them to "raise the roof" not "graze the roof."
Jenmic 16
Million ways to die in the west.
Exodiafinder687 58
Okay, that's Bridget, all right? She has a problem with retardation, but she's full of love.
katydid91 31
That was literally the first thought that ran through my mind when I read this FML.
hamrtym 15
Are you breeding military war goats or something? If you are, save me one!
alexaramayo 6
There must be salt deposits up there. They crave that mineral.
Enslaved 36
Reindeer wannabe?
Brandi_Faith 33
Tryouts for Santa's sleigh. They figured Rudolph was accepted even with his red nose so equality and acceptance for goats shouldn't be that far off.
ItsMy_Name 4
You took goat simulator too far mate...
aswethinkweiz 20
Unless you live in a hobbit hole, I don't see how that can happen lol
Ashd09 30
Goats are great climbers and can use very small surfaces to jump around. My pygmies (none stand taller than my knee) have no trouble getting on the roof of the barn and I've found them in trees before too
michael_wells831 16
"Ladder goat"