By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 14:26

Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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On the plus side, you still have fun part in your marriage. Child inside one should never die.

My boyfriend's mom fell out of bed and broke her clavicle trying to reach her alarm clock, since them I'm terrified of falling out of bed. If someone scared me when I woke up I would probably die from the damage I'd cause myself from trying to get away.

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To each his own, but personally I don't believe in child grooms.

One_In_Three 24
chrisbeaudoin 26

At least if it was op's left side they'd probably be all-right.

Bahahahahahaha, this is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

Oh my god I am SO doing this to my husband tomorrow!!!

lmao! I hate it when someone does that. It gives me nightmares.

lukcy_basartd 11

Haven't seen anyone do that nasty eyeball trick since middle school. YouTube, here I come.

Indianboy9321 25

Wake him up by having pliers around his "you know what" and red syrup everywhere. Although, that MAY be taking it too far...