Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
Tall_Kid 0
Make your car alarm play music so every robber gets rick-rolled when they try to steal your car.
Jimboom 12
This is a common problem where most people don't know what their own car alarm sounds like or has a very generic sound. At least it went off so your insurance should handle it. Still... dumbass!
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Comments (38)
Prisoner_24601 0
Car alarms are a dead cause. If you could personalize it, things like this would not happen.
RPGod 0
Get a Paul Shaffer alarm
RPGod 0
but really, that sucks
Misanthropist 0
Car alarms are the most useless invention ever. Who hears a car alarms and actually thinks, "OMG A CAR IS BEING BROKEN INTO!" No one. Everything just thinks "Shut that thing off."
IscoreOnU 19
Misanthropist. You by far have the best outlook of anyone on this site. You made my day knowing that I am not alone.
dwights 0
hahah #3
Don_Keydick 0
Get a 2-Way alarm. That way, when an alarm is going off, you know if its your car or not, because your remote will start beeping and flashing. I've got one in my car, I've had the alarm for a year and a half and its only gone off once. And when it did, it was because some drunk bicyclist ran into my car. The other good thing about them is that they give you really good range; anywhere between 1/4 mile and 1 mile, depending on what model you get
_Elizabeth_ 0
LOL #14! That's true. Pay attention next time? Sorry about your car though.
MEGAJOSH 0
Spot on, #14.
middlepoint 0
Same thing happened to me too. Lol
fcuk_fml 0
i totally agree with you!!! when a car alarm goes off, you NEVER think it's YOUR car.. the alarm systems don't work!!! and sucks about your car though.